First of all, I should start off by saying how much I’m enjoying the women’s races. The Walt Disney World Princess Half Marathon and the Nike Women’s Half Marathon have been 2 of the best I’ve ever done. The expos are full of sports bras, luna bars, and estrogen.
So there were a bunch of guys running. What the hell? Are you into Tiffany’s? Ok, thats cool. Enjoy your necklace presented by a tuxedo clad ROTC hunk and your woman sized shirt.
I made my own race shirt. My drunken husband failed to cheer me on, or even bring me a fruity frozen drink afterwards. To combat this expected failure, I made myself a professional looking shirt featuring my name and the nike logo so that random strangers would cheer for me. I was a golden g-d…..or at least had thousands of strangers cheering on this person with their name on their shirt.
Other than the sleeping with bimbos and millions of dollars, Tiger Woods and I are on the same level- We both represent Nike. Kids cheering and high-fiving me. Not winning but finishing and being the talk of the town. But I had no penalties for illegal drops or weaseling out of a disqualification.
I hope you all had a great weekend.
P.S- I PR’ed.
2 hours and 9 minutes, homies.
Megan’s Favorite Signs:
1.) 15,000 women??? This is better than Match!
2.) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I relocate to mile 10?
3.) My girlfriend ran 13.1 miles and all I made was this sign
4.) I LOVE FAST WOMEN
5.) Your pace or mine?
6.) You’re F AsT!