Today I got an email from Amazon.com.
We have the following recommendations for you:
The list that followed included a new ipod, pink ear buds, a new fuel belt, compression shorts, a marathon book, and socks. Most of the stuff was pink.
Unbelievable. Some guy at Amazon.com is going through my garbage and watching me with binoculars when I leave my house. Or reading my blog. But most likely going through the garbage and spying on me.